i'm allergic to jerks

Mr Banks from Mary Poppins worked at a bank. A coincidence? I think not.

in portsmouth some dude has graffitied on loads of buildings a message to his ex gf called polly hoscott and it’s v. cute he says he is sorry but idk what for but i like the name polly hoscott and i’m going to remember her name for when i write a book

metatroncanunot: Wow Tess you are just awful and shameless.
"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me… but it’s hard to stay mad, when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst… And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can’t feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life."
-Lester Burham, American Beauty (via carterinthetardis)
americanapparel: Shades of Pink and the Tennis Skirt in Sunset for Spring!
Anonymous: how do i become friends with you and craig?

omg HAHA idk tweet us + don’t be a fool and we’ll like you? 

my mum has never bought yoghurts on a regular basis and they’re like my favourite thing and this makes me sad

pete campbell is a rude man

jon hamm ♡‿♡ 

hot early 60s dudes everywhere

ok good there are only 12-13 episodes in each season this will be easy to tackle

ok i’m gonna start watching mad men yay